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[Mar. 1st, 2006|10:29 am] |
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in class, 2 cute chicks in my class sitting next time, DAMN |
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| best pick up line EVER |
[Feb. 10th, 2006|10:26 pm] |
fuck me if i'm wrong, but do i know you?
i am SO using it at the meet tomorrow |
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[Feb. 9th, 2006|12:01 pm] |
| [ | How I feel |
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| [ | Whats on my mp3 or computer |
| | linkin park - crawling | ] |
damn i hate the time between my intro to evidence class/police field ops and poli sci, i have to stay on campus, i guess thats the reason god created a laptop. thank god my dad got me one for school. anyway random ass shit
forget chicks for now, i'm gonna be focused on school. unless the right girl rolls around then hey i'm all in. i met some nice girls in my psych class, but they're all taken, so whatever, they're still nice
been talking to an old friend, she moved to arizona, anyway nice talking to her
meet this weekend, mother f'in shit. eh o well should be fun
will get my myspace fixed, why i will never know, i hate that piece of shit, whatever
so i'm just on campus in the E building, so peace
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| fun day!!! |
[Jan. 25th, 2006|03:37 pm] |
well here's my story, sorry if its long
went to class, whatever. didnt go to next class, heard it was canned so i was like F this lets go somewhere. so my friend and i decided to go to a high school (his alma mater) so i can see someone. we took the trip down there only to find out they had already got out, and i am super ass pissed. i meet his teacher and stuff, and decided to hang out with his friends. we were walking to green buritto and just hanging out. it was me, my friend, his friend, a girl, and her b/f. so anyway they're eating and i see the girl look at me. she's kinda cute, and took my sunglasses. I told her she looked cute. So they were done eating and I tried talking to the girl a bit more and we got to flirt a little, INNOCENT flirting. She took some water from my water bottle though, and we just had a cool time. She took my sunglasses a few other times, put her arm around me, I did the same, and while doing this, while her b/f was around. HAHHAHAHA, o well. Anyway before she left I snucked in a kiss on the cheek and she asked if I was gonna come tomorrow. I told her maybe but who knows but promise I will give her my sunglasses next time I see her
funny thing is she doesn’t even know my name. HA
maybe I’ll see her again, who knows |
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[Jan. 15th, 2006|08:46 am] |
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mother f'in shit, i got class this tuesday. :( |
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[Dec. 31st, 2005|11:26 pm] |
hey chris i'm stealing this
( v1 )
now gonna drink with my family. sounds nice huh |
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| happy new year |
[Dec. 31st, 2005|01:44 pm] |
why can't it always rain. hope it rains during the rose bowl so USC can lose. (YEAH YOU HEARD ME)
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[Nov. 17th, 2005|09:26 pm] |
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i swear to fuckin god i'm seeing things. |
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| my cousin told me this one |
[Nov. 6th, 2005|12:01 pm] |
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for early retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officers got to choose what those two points would be.
The first officer who accepted, asked that he be measured from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of $72,000.
The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be measured from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with $96,000.
The third one was a grizzly old Captain who, when asked where he would like to be measured replied, "From the tip of my penis to my testicles." It was suggested by the pension man that he may want to reconsider, explaining about the nice checks the previous two officers had received. But the old Captain insisted and they decided to go along with him, providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer.
The medical officer arrived and instructed the Captain to "drop em", which he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the Captain's penis and began to work back. "My God!" he suddenly exclaimed, "Where are your testicles?" The Captain calmly replied..."In Vietnam." |
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[Oct. 23rd, 2005|06:20 pm] |
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UPN 13 is showing richie rich, best movie ever. :) |
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[Aug. 25th, 2005|09:45 pm] |
what does your name mean?
Edsel
Sensitive and emotional you are highly intuitive and have a wonderful imagination. The instinctive impressions which you receive about people and situations are usually accurate and mean that you can rarely be misled. You have healing and counselling abilities which can help to alleviate the suffering of others. Your loyalty, integrity and belief in life means that you are much admired and assured of many friends.
cool |
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| uh huh |
[Aug. 24th, 2005|09:55 pm] |
i pray to god, asking why? not just your normal why i can't be with her, but why do bad thingd happend to good people. i never got a response, to this day, still haven't. is praying worth it? is asking god worth the time?
i've always wondered what my life would be if i never met the people i met. i dunno how it'd be, it'd be werid i guess. i dunno
random crap, i know, class tomorrow morning, eh whatever |
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[Aug. 2nd, 2005|10:39 pm] |
eh i'mma start updating this randomly now, i stopped caring. lol, great huh
During current Hold'em session you were dealt 73 hands and saw flop:
- 17 out of 20 times while in big blind (85%)
- 16 out of 23 times while in small blind (69%)
- 20 out of 30 times in other positions (66%)
- a total of 53 out of 73 (72%)
Pots won at showdown - 15 of 20 (75%)
Pots won without showdown - 10
good stats if i say so |
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[Jul. 21st, 2005|10:08 pm] |
Take the quiz: "Which Mighty Morphin Power Ranger are you?"
Green Ranger
You are the Green Ranger, you are Tommy who was first evil but then became good. Your weapon is the sword of darkness, the dragon sheild and the, dragon dagger. You are the Dragon. |
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[Jul. 5th, 2005|01:31 pm] |
| [ | Whats on my mp3 or computer |
| | black eyed peas - don't phunk with my heart | ] |
" People in middle east get to see fireworks and hear loud booming noises everyday."
my cousin told me this, i thought it was pretty funny |
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| hmm thats werid |
[Jun. 14th, 2005|10:56 pm] |
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someone just wired $180+ dollars to my bank account. hey i ain't complaning. movie and dinner on me (and i aint kidding) first come first serve |
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